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Saturday, September 4, 2010
Sorry
I haven't made a post in a few days as I have been busy with work. I'll put up a new post tomorrow.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Badass Presidents
http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p2.html
One of my favorite cracked articles. Heres my favorite president of the 5.
The USS John F Kennedy can launch 80 planes and can single-handedly win a war with most countries on Earth
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p2.html#ixzz0xpmLWSPL
One of my favorite cracked articles. Heres my favorite president of the 5.
John F Kennedy
Nowadays, John F. Kennedy is remembered mostly for getting shot in the head which, while admittedly badass, barely makes the top ten of badass things he's ever done. Plagued with a bad back his entire life, Kennedy was disqualified from service in the army. Instead of using this as an excuse to pursue the decidedly more sane strategy of staying the fuck away from explody things, Kennedy had his dad pull a few strings so he could sneak his way into the navy, where he eventually became a lieutenant. Just to get some perspective, Bill Clinton dodged the draft, Grover Cleveland paid someone else to go in his place when he was drafted, but Kennedy beat the system by forcing his way into the navy. Once there he handled himself like a gravel eating shit-miner, instead of the rich Boston pretty boy he actually was.
Today, he's got his own damned aircraft carrier named after him.
The USS John F Kennedy can launch 80 planes and can single-handedly win a war with most countries on Earth
Upon leaving the Navy, he took up boning on a near full-time basis. Sure, he dabbled in being a Senator and a President or whatever, but his full-time job was Pimping. In fact, if boning-your-girlfriend-right-in-front-of-you was a business, you can bet your cuckolded ass that Kennedy would have been its District Manager.
While almost no two sources are in agreement as to just how much tail Kennedy snagged, historian John Richard Stephens says that "Kennedy confided with friends that he could only be satisfied with three women a day." It's amazing that, with all this boning, Kennedy didn't lose focus and make any colossal screw-ups while in office, and-...What? Bay of what? Moving on.
JFK's sexual conquests allegedly include Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Jayne Mansfield, Angie Dickenson, Brazilian actress Florinda Bolkan, famous burlesque stripper, and rap name pioneer Blaze Starr. There are even rumors that he also had sex with his insanely hot wife once in a while too.
Greatest Display of Badassedry:
In August of 1943, while serving as skipper of the PT-109, Kennedy's boat was ripped in two by the Japanese destroyer Amagiri. Kennedy and his crew were tossed into the water and surrounded by flames. Kennedy, despite a chronic back injury and an even more chronic boning-induced-exhaustion, managed to swim four hours to safety while towing an injured crewman by the life jacket strap with his teeth. His fucking teeth!
In August of 1943, while serving as skipper of the PT-109, Kennedy's boat was ripped in two by the Japanese destroyer Amagiri. Kennedy and his crew were tossed into the water and surrounded by flames. Kennedy, despite a chronic back injury and an even more chronic boning-induced-exhaustion, managed to swim four hours to safety while towing an injured crewman by the life jacket strap with his teeth. His fucking teeth!
Most Badass Quote:
"Jack could be shameless in his sexuality, simply pull girls' dresses up and so forth. He would corner them at White House dinner parties and ask them to step into the next room away from the noise, where they could hold a 'serious discussion.'"
"Jack could be shameless in his sexuality, simply pull girls' dresses up and so forth. He would corner them at White House dinner parties and ask them to step into the next room away from the noise, where they could hold a 'serious discussion.'"
That quote comes from Kennedy's closest friend, Lem Billings. For proof that you will never be as badass and pimpsational as Kennedy, go ahead and try that "Hey baby, let's go have a serious discussion" line on any girl and then come back and tell us how much sex you didn't have.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p2.html#ixzz0xpmLWSPL
ICED COFEEEEE
Delicious Iced Coffee. Om nom nom.
Read more: How to Make Iced Coffee | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_964_make-iced-coffee.html#ixzz0xmwKG2aV
Standard Iced Coffee
1
Brew a pot of fresh coffee using 2 tablespoons of dark-roasted ground coffee per cup.
2
Transfer the hot coffee to a carafe or pitcher.
3
Let the coffee stand at room temperature for 3 to 5 hours, or refrigerate it until cold, about 1 1/2 to 3 hours.
4
Fill a tall glass with ice cubes.
5
Pour the chilled coffee into the glass.
6
Stir the coffee to equalize its temperature. Add milk if you like.
Quick Iced Coffee
1
Brew a pot of fresh coffee using 3 to 4 tablespoons of dark-roasted ground coffee per cup.
2
Add sugar to the hot coffee if you would like to sweeten the whole pot of coffee; it will dissolve more easily in hot coffee than in iced coffee.
3
Fill tall, plastic (not glass!) glasses with ice cubes and pour the hot coffee over them.
Read more: How to Make Iced Coffee | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_964_make-iced-coffee.html#ixzz0xmwKG2aV
Epic Cracked Article.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18717_6-massive-secret-operations-that-are-hidden-all-around-you.html
Thought this was interesting, check it out.
Thought this was interesting, check it out.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Second set of Tour dates.
- November 1 2010CLUB QUATTRO NAGOYA, NAGOYA
- November 10 2010CAMPO PEQUENO, LISBON
- November 11 2010COLISEUM PORTO, PORTO
- November 12 2010LA RIVIERA, MADRID
- November 13 2010RAZZMATAZZ, BARCELONA
- November 15 2010FOREST NATIONAL, BRUSSELS
- November 17 2010LE ZENITH, PARIS
- November 18 2010COLUMBIA HALLE, BERLIN
- November 20 2010TONHALLE MUNICH, MUNICH
- November 21 2010STAHLWERK, DUSSELDORF
- November 23 2010HEINEKEN MUSIC HALL, AMSTERDAM
- November 25 2010BLACKPOOL EMPRESS BALLROOM ARENA, BLACKPOOLw/ Ratatat
- November 26 2010WOLVERHAMPTON CIVIC HALL BAR, WOLVERHAMPTONw/ Ratatat
- November 28 2010EDINBURGH CORN EXCHANGE, EDINBURGHw/ Ratatat
- November 29 2010SHEFFIELD 02 ACADEMY, SHEFFIELDw/ Ratatat SOLD OUT
- December 1 2010BRIGHTON CENTRE, BRIGHTONw/ Ratatat
- December 2 2010ALEXANDRA PALACE, LONDONw/ Laura Marling, Ratatat SOLD OUT
- December 3 2010ALEXANDRA PALACE, LONDONw/ Janelle Monae, Ratatat
- December 5 2010O2 ARENA, DUBLINw/ Arcade Fire
- December 6 2010O2 ARENA, DUBLINw/ Arcade Fire
All the good ones are sold out. WRYYYYYYY
NOVEMBER 2010
DECEMBER 2010
Tour Dates
- August 27 2010MALKIN BOWL, VANCOUVERw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls SOLD OUT
- August 28 2010MALKIN BOWL, VANCOUVERw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls SOLD OUT
- August 29 2010MARYMOOR AMPHITHEATRE, REDMONDw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- August 31 2010EDGEFIELD AMPHITHEATRE, TROUTDALEw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 1 2010MCDONALD THEATER, EUGENEw/ Beach House
- September 2 2010IN THE VENUE, SALT LAKE CITYw/ Beach House
- September 3 2010RED ROCKS AMPITHEATER, MORRISONw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 4 2010BEAUTY BAR - CHICAGO, CHICAGOBAIO DJ
- September 5 2010ARAGON BALLROOM, CHICAGOw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls SOLD OUT
- September 6 2010IU AUDITORIUM, BLOOMINGTONw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 7 2010MOLSON AMPITHEATRE, TORONTOw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 8 2010METROPOLIS, MONTREALw/ Dum Dum Girls
- September 10 2010MAIN STREET ARMORY, ROCHESTERw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 11 2010MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILLION, COLUMBIAw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 12 2010BANK OF AMERICA PAVILLION, BOSTONw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 13 2010MOUNTAIN PARK, HOLYOKEw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 15 2010RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, NEW YORKw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 16 2010RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, NEW YORKw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 17 2010RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL, NEW YORKw/ Beach House & Dum Dum Girls
- September 17 2010WEBSTER HALL, NEW YORKBAIO DJ
- September 25 2010GREEK THEATRE BERKELEY, BERKELEYw/Beach House & The Very Best
- September 26 2010HOLLYWOOD BOWL, LOS ANGELESw/ Beach House & The Very Best
- September 28 2010SOMA, SAN DIEGOw/Beach House & The Very Best
- September 29 2010THE PEARL AT THE PALMS, LAS VEGASw/Beach House & The Very Best
- September 29 2010GHOSTBAR AT THE PALMS, LAS VEGASBAIO DJ
- September 30 2010HARD ROCK HOTEL AND CASINO, ALBUQUERQUEw/ Beach House & The Very Best
- October 2 2010STARLIGHT THEATRE, KANSAS CITYw/ Beach House & The Very Best
- October 3 2010CHAIFETZ ARENA, ST LOUISw/Beach House & The Very Best
- October 4 2010THE BRADY THEATRE, TULSAw/Beach House & The Very Best
- October 6 2010PALLADIUM BALLROOM, DALLASw/Beach House & The Very Best
- October 7 2010VERIZON WIRELESS THEATRE, HOUSTONw/Beach House & The Very Best
- October 9 2010MAHALIA JACKSON THEATER, NEW ORLEANSw/ Beach House
- October 11 2010HARD ROCK LIVE, ORLANDOw/ Beach House & The Very Best
- October 12 2010JANNUS LIVE, ST PETERSBURGw/ Beach House & The Very Best
- October 13 2010THE FILLMORE MIAMI BEACH, MIAMI BEACHw/Beach House & The Very Best
- October 17 2010RALEIGH AMPHITHEATRE, RALEIGHw/ Beach House
- October 22 2010THUNDER DOME, BANGKOK
- October 24 2010BENGKEL NIGHT PARK, JAKARTA
- October 26 2010ESPLANADE - CONCERT HALL, SINGAPORE
- October 29 2010STUDIO COAST, TOKYO
- October 31 2010BIG CAT, OSAKA
AUGUST 2010
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OCTOBER 2010
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